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An "out of synch" housing market, in which sellers believe a fair price for their home is "a millionty plus one" and buyers believe is free," may be be part of our problem [Obvious]
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Ever got razor burn? Did you claim it as a job-related injury? Successfully? [Silly]
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Scientists say stick to beans and hard cheese if you want a baby girl, gas [Interesting]
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Migratory birds decline in UK due to low African rain, which in turn has led to the severe coconut shortage [Interesting]
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Basque separatists announce a cease-fire, premiere their new fall line of berets [Interesting]
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See, that's your problem right there, you've got an improperly installed electrician in your airport ceiling and no permit for it, either [Sad]
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Rugby players who survived a plane crash in the Andes and inspired the movie "Alive" have arrived in Chile to offer the trapped miners support, recipes [Followup]
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Photoshop this mechanical combobulator [Photoshop]
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Malaysia's "Lizard King" confesses to smuggling 95 live snakes to Indonesia, says snakes were long, 7 miles, rideable [Weird]
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"People should understand: Those who drink, those who smoke are doing more to help the state" [Obvious]
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106-year-old credits her long life to being a virgin [Unlikely]
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Michaele Salahi, the White House Gate Crasher and "Real Housewife" to pose for Playboy. That clock must be at about 14:55 [Cool]
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Proving once again the bar is really low if you want to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, festival makes history by cooking the largest pot of baked beans [Stupid]
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Amana-ccused of throwing air conditioner at police after Rheeming his frigid heir. Tag is for subby [Cool]
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Mother who lost a son in the Iraq war successfully gets military bases to ban the sales of the new 'Medal of Honor' video game. "Now I want EA to pull the game on their own because it's the right thing to do.'' [Stupid]
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Photoshop this Afghan barber [Photoshop]
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Maricopa County decides that Sherriff Joe's Dept of Corrections will not be prosecuted for intentionally spit-roasting a woman in a cage in the Arizona heat last year. I wonder what they baste their decision on? [Asinine]
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The liberal media says we lie about having read these thirteen books [Stupid]
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Small Town Slow News Day: Man gets into argument, climbs tree, won't come down [Misc]
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Two women try to take deceased relative on plane. Their big mistake was telling airport workers that their relative was dead-tired [Weird]
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Ever dreamed of owning a German bordello and becoming a pimp? Well, thanks to eBay, now's your chance [PSA]
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Pilot crashes his plane on Cessna Street [Ironic]
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If you're a fugitive and you get caught after you try to trade a gun for NASCAR tickets--you might be a redneck [Dumbass]
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News: Woman hits, kills teenager with her car. Fark: Even though she was intoxicated, being the Sheriff's cousin and a cop's wife means you don't get charged with a crime. UltraFark: They waited 2 hours before checking her BAC [Asinine]
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Craigslist makes it *slightly* harder to get murdered, syphilis [Obvious]
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The coolest picture of the largest swimming pool in the world you will see today [Cool]
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"He trusts God to keep him safe, and I'm here just in case that doesn't work out" says atheist marine assigned to protect a chaplain's foxhole [Amusing]
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Thousands protest French crackdown on Gypsies. In other news, French President Nicolas Sarkozy is beginning to look ...thinner [Obvious]
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Colorado Fark party tonight at 6PM. Meetup is at Patrick Carroll's Pub in Denver. You won't be there because 1) too drunk from Buffs/Rams game, 2) it's a holiday weekend, out of town, 3) my significant other is afraid of you [Spiffy]
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City council: We won't pay for inspection of our flood wall so we don't have to fix it if it's in bad condition. FEMA: Responsibility doesn't work that way [Dumbass]
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What do prison and a coma have in common? Oddly, the answer isn't, "It's best to just lie there til it's over" [Interesting]
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Car thief runs off when owner gets in beside him naked [Amusing]
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Bank bans wearing hats and sunglasses inside branches. Writing your stick up note on the back of your electric bill still acceptable [Interesting]
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Photoshop this battery charger [Photoshop]
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Bachelorette scavenger hunts are the newest rage. Easiest items to find: tramp stamps, fake tans. Hardest items to find: virgin bridesmaids, shame [Stupid]
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British women are branded the "ugliest in the world." With fugly drunken pic goodness [Obvious]
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The days of surly teenagers handing you fries or movie tickets are drawing to a close. Up next: surly adults [Sad]
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The copyright lawyers behind the bittorrent lawsuits have finally got their sticky fingers into the porn industry [Scary]
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It's not that Blackwater invented 30 shell companies to keep getting government contracts despite their criminal convictions. It's that they're just too patriotic to be limited to just one company [Stupid]
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Men now staring up women's skirts through the glass ceiling [PSA]
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Female counselor found guilty of sexually exploiting a male student may receive up to a year in jail. Critics decry her punishment as "too harsh," suggest police focus on real criminals, like men who ogle women at fundraising carwashes [Obvious]
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How Christians spoil sex: An alternative view from a missionary's position [Interesting]
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In the future, everything will be faked for 15 minutes [Interesting]
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If you threw your wife off a cliff, it's probably best not to go to a singles-event on the day of the funeral [Asinine]
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The search is on for a felonious monkey and his owner, who are giant steps ahead of the authorities, fleeing thousands of miles. Whether ornette they took the trane is unknown. Then it getz weird, you can count on that [Weird]
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Houston Fark Party: Sept. 25, 8 p.m. at the Velvet Melvin on Richmond. LGT Yelp reviews [Cool]
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Trucker arrested trying to smuggle $1,000,000 out of Maine. To be fair, If I had a million, I'd leave Maine too [Interesting]
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Getting a letter from someone you haven't seen in eight years can be nice. But if the reason you haven't seen them is because they died, that's just creepy [Strange]
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"Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?" is an acceptable message to send to your dealer. The local sheriff, not so much [Dumbass]
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Nine die in New Zealand's Southern Alps after taking a crash course in skydiving [Ironic]
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| Date published: Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:46:12 EDT
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